I, rabbi Howard A. Coveting, am the TRUE chancellor of the empirically REAL NSWPP.
(NSweat  Welfare  Parasites'  Party)

All other persons, or parties, making such identical claims are hereby put on fortuitous notice that I have enough copyrights, trademarks, and other Talmudic signs, to ensure that they will be persecuted to the full extent of their flaws.

It takes money to continue this fight against oppression and acid reflux. Please remember to include us in your will; your harlot's will; or anyone's will. We do accept, and expect,  gold bouillon, diamonds, and unmarked silver certificates. Please place your donation in a burlap sack and leave on my porch. Your general animosity is appreciated.