You've Gotta Be Yidding Me:
The Semitically Correct Limits of Satire


March 2, 2002

In a media-mediated world where everything is bullshit, the only measure for truth is Jews crying. It's as certain as the North Star. If you're going along uninterrupted, rest assured you're in La La Land, spinning your wheels in some way that's utterly benign, if not beneficial, for the Jews. The minute they're screaming, you're in the real world. Just look at it this way: there's a big Jew toe between the rubber and the road, and for the one to hit the other, Jews are gonna get pinched. Don't yell at me, I didn't make it that way. But lord knows, like every other gentile in America, I have to deal with it. And believe me, I'd rather not.

Jew America is Mock-America. It's all about mocking and mockery. Mock politics, mock art, mock academia. Mock rebellion, mock movements, mock victory. Mock – the adjective and the verb. Pure Jew. Born post 1965? Pure You. Unfortunately.

Consider a recent report by San Francisco journalist Jack Shaheen.1 Jack decries that despite efforts by U.S. leadership to distinguish between Islam and terrorism in the aftermath of Sept. 11, "Hollywood has ignored that distinction completely" and continues to widen its already hateful stereotypes of Arabs and Muslims to include Arab and Muslim Americans. To illustrate his point, Jack cites a variety of examples including a recent Chuck Norris TV movie, as well as episodes of "JAG," "Alias," and "The West Wing." Notice the criminal here is "Hollywood." It's a mock criminal, of course. One among many: Hollywood, media, communists, liberals, leftists, activists. All euphemisms for the one real enemy, the eternal, the wicked, the Jew. Even "activists"?, you may be wondering. Damn right activists! "Activists" the Jews don't like are "terrorists." Just ask William Pierce and the National Alliance, who, according to the Jews' media are "one of America's most dangerous domestic terrorist organizations" despite the fact that they've never been charged with even a single act of terrorism (unlike, say, Irv Rubin and the Jewish Defense League).

Amazingly, what Jack doesn't mention is the "South Park" rip on Afghanistan and Osama Bin Laden. This example, presumably, was skipped because it didn't fit into Jack's conveniently focused defense of Arab-Americans. Moreover, it included elaborate satire of Osama, the ground zero epitome of the evil terrorist, from whom even the most outraged Arabs critical of Jews and the Jews' media are quick to distance themselves.

But the "South Park" episode by no means mocked only Osama. The Arab characters – Arab children no less – repeatedly say that they HATE Americans (Hate = Buzz word), to which Stan, Kenny, Kyle, and Cartman, the show's sharp-tongued media-drenched cherubic naïfs predictably respond, "But on TV it said only the terrorists hated America and ordinary Arabs were our friends!"

Lest anyone think that the clever crew behind "South Park" fell for the empty rhetoric of the Jew-infested Bush cabal – viz. that the Arabs "hate our freedom and democracy" – one of the Arab children makes clear that Arabs hate America strictly because of its military bases in Saudi Arabia. Hmm. That certainly is a factor. But an even bigger factor is Israel, and strangely the word "Israel" isn't uttered once in the entire episode. Nor is the fact that Kyle (last name Broslofski), one of the four main characters, is Jewish addressed as a relevant point, even after the wise-cracking "South Park" crew is kidnapped by Arabs and taken to Osama himself.

Once the kids are in his grip, does Osama single out the Jew? Nope. Does Kyle appear to feel particularly uneasy under the circumstances? Nope again, despite other episodes in which his Jewishness is cause for him to feel "different" (a la the Christmas episode). Was Kyle forced to confess his Jewish ancestry before having his head lopped off in front of a video camera? Thrice nope. Kenny, as in every episode, was the only casualty. Though the Danny Pearl incident occurred after this episode originally aired, it's safe to assume that there will be no DVD director's cut updating the details.

Interestingly, what was perhaps most offensive in this veritable menagerie of ridicule and mockery was its depiction of the one element that even offended Arabs themselves can't muster the energy to defend: Osama Bin Laden himself. Throughout the show he is caricatured as a buffoonish clown, an egomaniacal media whore and, quite literally, a camel fucker. The comical smear is first-rate political propaganda. No doubt it will one day be viewed alongside WWII ads featuring monstrous Nazis and razor-slit slant-eyed Japs carrying off beautiful White women to be ravaged. I'd have laughed unconditionally at the brazen romp, if I didn't know how safe and easy it really was for the creative team behind "South Park" to "get away with" such supposedly "cutting edge" material. The Whine Brigade, by which I mean Jews, permits any outrage as "freedom of expression" so long as it mocks, disparages and humiliates to their advantage. And dehumanizing enemies of Israel is to their advantage, and only their advantage.

Want to do something really "cutting edge"? Do a spoof satirizing Ariel Sharon in a similar vein. Show the Prime Minister of Israel as a bloodthirsty, lifeless vampire so larded that he has to put his belt on with a boomerang. Make him so fat that the Israeli Army uses him for shade; that he loses dead Palestinians in the folds of his skin; that he's banned from the all-u-can-eat Kosher Kitchen in beautiful downtown Tel Aviv; that his clothes scream when he puts them on; that he tortures political prisoners by threatening to seesaw with them....Just try to get away with that.

Go ahead, just try it. But close the windows and plug up your ears fast because the whining and wailing will hit fever pitch in seconds flat. All of a sudden the goy front men, like Belgian Prime Minister Guy Verhofstadt, will be saying the satire is a "SCANDAL!" The advertising will suddenly DISAPPEAR! And just when you thought, "Gee, enough's enough. Can't these Yids take a joke?" Israel's Minister of Foreign Affairs will be calling on the U.N. – the United FUCKING Nations – to INTERVENE!

You think I'm kidding? Think I'm exaggerating or pulling your leg? You should know by now, silly goy, only Jews are allowed to joke. As the Arabs quickly found out. Remember this... 


1. "Hollywood Widens Slur Targets To Arab And Muslim Americans Since Sept. 11" (Pacific News Service, Feb 27, 2002).